LAUGHTER
THE TEMPERATURE OF MARRIAGE
Wedding
Day - one hundred degrees. Feverish.
Jimmy: "My own sweetie sugarpie."
Judy:
"My own darling honeybunch."
One day
later - fifty degrees. Hot.
Jimmy: "My own precious."
Judy:
"My own love."
Two days
later - twenty-five degrees. Warm.
Jimmy: "Dearest."
Judy:
"Dearie."
Three
days later - fifteen degrees. Tepid.
Jimmy: "Sweetheart."
Judy:
"Dear."
Four
days later - five degrees. Cool.
Jimmy: "Judith."
Judy:
"James."
Five
days later - zero degrees. Very cool.
Jimmy: "Madam!."
Judy:
"Sir!"
Six days
later - below freezing. Icy.
Jimmy: "Bitch!"
Judy:
"Bastard!"
On the
seventh day - minus twenty degrees! Very cold.
Jimmy: "GET LOST!" -
Pow!
Judy: "FUCK YOU!" - Crash!
Two days
after the storm - meltdown.
Jimmy: "Oh Judy, OH! OH! OH!"
Judy:
"Ah Jimmy, AH! AH! AH!"
SEE YOU SOON...
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